IS
THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
Following his grandfather’s wake, Little Johnny begins a conversation
with Father Harrison, “I sure was impressed by all the kind words you
said about my grandfather this evening.”
Touched by this, Father Harrison asks, “Well, have you thought about
what you’d like people to say about you at your wake?”
“I sure have. I’d like them to say look…he’s still moving!”
FROZEN TURKEYS…
Little Johnny decided it would be a good idea to pick up some quick
cash over the summer by working as a stock boy at the local grocery
store. One afternoon, a lady was picking through the frozen turkeys for
an unusually long time before asking, “Do these turkeys get any
bigger?
”
Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says, “No ma’am they’re dead.”
M&M’S…
Little Johnny and Lanie decide to go trick-or-treating dressed up like
M&M’s. After ringing the first doorbell of the night, an elderly
couple greets them, “Why, both of you are just too cute. What exactly
are you supposed to be?”
Little Johnny answers, “We’re M&M’s…She’s plain…and I’ve got nuts.”
